10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Welcome to kicker school
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels