10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- It's Free To Fold...
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.