10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet