10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon