10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow