10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.