10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"