10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.