10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..