10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders