10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water