10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.