10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker