10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'