10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.