10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha