10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is for loners.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.