10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.