10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm