10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.