10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for loners.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.