10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Why not, when some because there are three.