10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.