10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.