10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.