10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth