10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is for loners.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.