10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)