10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders