10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.