10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth