10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- It's Free To Fold...
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.