10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.