10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs