10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"