10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.