10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson