10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.