10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!