10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• It's Free To Fold...
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"