10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• im going to 2 out you to death
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"