10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"