10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob