10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.