10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water