10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz