10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear