10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'