10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!