10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.